A “Foolproof” Formula for Finding the Perfect Name?
A lot of parents spend hours, days, weeks, months gazing at the Social Security list of most popular names in search of the ideal choice for their baby. What they want is a name that’s well established but not too popular, neither too recently trendy nor shooting toward the top of the list.
And there’s one dad who thinks he’s found the perfect formula for teasing out the perfect name from the mountain of statistics on the Social Security site. It’s simple, he says. All you have to do is write down all the names that made the Top 100 in every year from 1880 through 1930. Then you cross off all the names on that list that made the Top 300 in the past ten years. Et voila, you have a list of wonderful names from which to choose.
Um, yeah. If you have an advanced degree in mathematics from MIT. And if you think Bertha is a wonderful name.
Actually, I only had the math acumen (not to mention the time and the patience) to check the lists for three years: 1880, 1900, and 1930. And on the Top 100 lists from those years I indeed found a lot of great names not on the Top 300 in any recent years.
For girls, you might choose a serious name such as Helen or Clara, Cora or Flora (or Dora), Pearl or Maude. Or you might pick a madcap, fun-loving name such as Minnie or Mamie, Mabel or Lula. Yes, Lula!
An intriguing way to look for a great name? Maybe. But simple and foolproof, no way.