A “Foolproof” Formula for Finding the Perfect Name?

A lot of parents spend hours, days, weeks, months gazing at the Social Security list of most popular names in search of the ideal choice for their baby.  What they want is a name that’s well established but not too popular, neither too recently trendy nor shooting toward the top of the list.

And there’s one dad who thinks he’s found the perfect formula for teasing out the perfect name from the mountain of statistics on the Social Security site.  It’s simple, he says.  All you have to do is write down all the names that made the Top 100 in every year from 1880 through 1930.  Then you cross off all the names on that list that made the Top 300 in the past ten years.  Et voila, you have a list of wonderful names from which to choose.

Um, yeah.  If you have an advanced degree in mathematics from MIT.  And if you think Bertha is a wonderful name.

Actually, I only had the math acumen (not to mention the time and the patience) to check the lists for three years: 1880, 1900, and 1930.  And on the Top 100 lists from those years I indeed found a lot of great names not on the Top 300 in any recent years.

For girls, you might choose a serious name such as Helen or Clara, Cora or Flora (or Dora), Pearl or Maude.  Or you might pick a madcap, fun-loving name such as Minnie or Mamie, Mabel or Lula.  Yes, Lula!

But then there’s Beulah.  Along with a lot of other not-so-beautiful names that were the bee’s knees on those lists.  Bertha, for instance, and GertrudeEthel and EdnaGladys, Shirley, and Phyllis.

On the boys’ side, there are great names to be found on the old lists.  There’s Walter, for example, and LouisArthur, and AlbertRufus, Roy, and Ralph.

And then there’s Herbert.  And Herman.  And Elmer, Dewey, and LesterDon‘t do this to your son.

An intriguing way to look for a great name?  Maybe.  But simple and foolproof, no way.

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LyndsayJenness Says:

October 23rd, 2008 at 8:12 am

I can’t believe you’ve mentioned Lula two days in a row! If our boy-to-be had been a girl, her nickname would have been Lula, short for Lulette. I’ve never heard it before, except for in the census record i found it in… thank you!

linda Says:

October 23rd, 2008 at 4:44 pm

There must be something in the air, because one of those blogs was by Pam and the other was by me.

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