The 4 Varieties of Hipster Names
In retrospect, it was so cliché it hurts.
The first real-live hipster I spotted was back in 1997. He was entering a record store (I know, I know…), wearing a mustard colored cardigan, black-rimmed glasses, skinny denim and Chucks.
A lengthy 18 years later and hipster culture has finally spilled over into the mainstream. From Zooey Deschanel’s prime time show, to fast food commercials featuring 20-somethings donning plaid shirts, slouchy hats and handlebar moustaches, the modern hipster style is prominently featured and easily identifiable.
Most notably, we can see this stylistic movement in baby name selection, as hipsters settle down and begin to bestow their little darlings with unique monikers.
Hipster naming conventions are nuanced and can be segmented into different levels of hipsterdom. These include Urban Hipsters, Mainstream Hipsters (a tad ironic), Hippie Hipsters and Unaffected, dyed-in-the-fair-trade-wool Hipsters.
The Urban Hipster
One might find an urban hipster baby playing in his or her refurbished Post-War era home, wearing a hand-crafted Etsy onesie and bearing a literary, Golden Hollywood or music-inspired name:
The Mainstream Hipster
A mainstream hipster parent may not readily identify as hipster, but is influenced by and ascribes to two hipster ideological tenets:
Highly personal and emotional associations are best
Quirky and vintage feel right
Mainstream hipster babies will probably meet at least one or two other buddies with the same name at mom’s Stroller Strides fitness class, while sipping on organic veggie and fruit pouches:
The Hippie Hipster
The hippie hipster is a hybrid of the Portlandia hipster, mixed with a modernized hippie. A hippie hipster baby can many times be found peering from a sling wrapped close to one of her babywearing parents. Her gentle, natural lifestyle would most likely include a soft, yet sleek nature-inspired name:
The Unaffected Hipster
Unaffected hipster parents do not entirely askew mainstream, as the media would have you believe, they simply gravitate toward offbeat choices which are not readily understood at first by the general populace.
An unaffected hipster baby might be spotted at an outdoor fair-trade café, chewing on her Baltic amber teething necklace and swiveling her head when called by one of the following names:
Naming influences come and go.
However, the hipster baby name trend borrows from all eras of history, thereby creating a beautiful muddling of eclectic elements of bygone areas, aspirational namesakes and just down-right fun and quirky name options. This of course skews the perceived normalcy of easily identifiable baby name timelines; making any hipster’s heart instantly happy.
Onomastics has been a love of mine since childhood. My husband patiently waits for me to scan through all the credits at the end of movies. I scour through staff listings in magazines. I collect names like one might collect movies, shoes or music. When it came time to name our own little boy back in 2011, I was heavily influenced by my hipster tendencies. I am the Urban Hipster. We welcomed our son Atticus, and I continue to be in love with his name to this day.
So which–if any–kind of hipster baby namer are you?