Why do bad names happen to good people?

This is purely my opinion and a bit of a joke.
  1. AgathaHeart
    • Origin:

      Greek
    • Meaning:

      "good woman"
    • Description:

      Agatha until recently summoned up visions of martyred saints, mauve silk dresses, and high lace collars, but now that some dauntless excavators have begun to resurrect it, we're sure more will follow their lead. Actor Thomas Gibson used it for his daughter in 2004.
  2. AgnesHeart
    • Origin:

      Greek
    • Meaning:

      "pure, virginal"
    • Description:

      Agnes is the Latin variation of the name Hagne, which itself derived from the Greek word hagnos, meaning "chaste." In medieval times, St. Agnes was a very popular saint, leading to its popularity as a girl's name. Agnes Grey is the title of one of the two novels written by Anne Brontë.
  3. AlfredaHeart
    • Origin:

      English
    • Meaning:

      "elf power,"
    • Description:

      With a meaning like "elf power," Alfreda could find some appeal among fantasy enthusiasts. "Freda" makes for a pleasant nickname.
  4. AllegraHeart
    • Origin:

      Italian
    • Meaning:

      "joyous"
    • Description:

      In music, the term allegro means "quickly, lively tempo," which makes this quintessential Bohemian ballet dancer's name all the more appealing. Allegra is one of the most distinctive yet accessible girl names starting with A.
  5. ArchangellaHeart
    • AristotleHeart
      • Origin:

        Greek
      • Meaning:

        "superior"
      • Description:

        The great philosopher's name is commonly used in Greek families, and is one that could work for daring, philosophy inclined American ones.
    • ChesterHeart
      • Origin:

        Latin
      • Meaning:

        "fortress, walled town,"
      • Description:

        Chester is a comfortable, little-used teddy-bear of a name that suddenly sounds both quirky and cuddly.
    • DomhnallHeart
      • Origin:

        Gaelic form of Donald
      • Description:

        Star Wars and Harry Potter actor Domhnall Gleeson put this Irish and Scottish name on the international map. Sometimes Anglicized as Donal, its pronunciation is close to Donald without the final d.
    • FavoriteHeart
      • Origin:

        Word name
      • Description:

        Maybe if you're planning to have only one child -- and iffy even then.
    • FrederickaHeart
      • FrostineHeart
        • Origin:

          French
        • Meaning:

          "freezing"
        • Description:

          Frostine, best known in the U.S. as the name of the Candyland queen, is newly fashionable in France and is certainly a choice that any little girl the world over would love. Fanciful, if over-the-top, but a perfect name for a winter baby girl.
      • FulviaHeart
        • Origin:

          Latin
        • Meaning:

          "blond one"
        • Description:

          This name of the wife of Mark Antony (no, not Marc Anthony) in ancient Rome sounds a tad too anatomical for a modern girl.
      • FyodorHeart
        • Origin:

          Russian variation of Theodore
        • Meaning:

          "God's gift"
        • Description:

          This variation of Theodore is familiar here mostly via the great Russian novelist Dostoyevsky. It was also the name of three early tsars of Russia.
      • GuillaumetteHeart
        • GwenoreHeart
          • Origin:

            Variation of Guinevere
          • Meaning:

            "white shadow, white wave"
          • Description:

            An offbeat way to get to Gwen.
        • HoratiaHeart
          • Origin:

            Latin feminine variation of Horatio
          • Description:

            Has the fusty charm of recently excavated ancient Roman male names like Augustus and Magnus, which might just appeal to the fearless baby namer.
        • JamesinaHeart
          • Origin:

            Feminine variation of James
          • Meaning:

            "supplanter"
          • Description:

            More grown up than Jamie, but never given to more than 13 baby girls in the US per year (and that back in 1968). Modern parents prefer Jamie, Jameson or even James itself, as Blake and Ryan Reynolds chose in 2014.
        • JimboHeart
          • LetticeHeart
            • Origin:

              English variation of Letitia
            • Meaning:

              "joy, gladness"
            • Description:

              Lettice is still occasionally heard in upper-class British families, but we fear it would cause too much salad-green teasing to be considered in the U.S. Calling your little Lettice Lettie could help make the name more user-friendly, or go all the way to the original Letitia.
          • LibertadHeart
            • Origin:

              Spanish
            • Meaning:

              "liberty"
            • Description:

              Libertad is the forceful name recently given to his daughter by Mexican actor Gael Garcia Bernal. English equivalent Liberty has been in use for girls for some time. Libertad might be considered a Spanish virtue name or word name. See our list of other Spanish word names.