Worst names EVER!

These are the names I consider the WORST! Ugly old person names (not elegant ones like Margaret and Dorothy) and boy names on girls.
  1. All Yuneeique spellings
    • Bertha
      • Origin:

        German
      • Meaning:

        "bright, glorious"
      • Description:

        Ever since the enormous German cannon was dubbed by Allied soldiers "Big Bertha" in World War I, this name hasn't worked for a sweet little baby girl. But this was not always so. Hard as it might be to imagine now, Bertha was a Top 100 name until the 1930s, and in the 1880s was the seventh most popular name in the land--the equal of Joseph.
    • Beulah
      • Origin:

        Hebrew
      • Meaning:

        "married"
      • Description:

        In the Bible, Beulah is a place, not a person, applied to the land of Israel by the prophet Isaiah. The land of Beulah has sometimes been considered a reference to heaven. Beulah began to be used as a given name in England at the time of the Reformation and was used by the seventeenth century Puritans.
    • Egbert
      • Origin:

        Anglo-Saxon
      • Meaning:

        "bright edge of a sword"
      • Description:

        Egbert still suffers somewhat from being used as a stereotypical name for nerds and aristocrats. It would be a surprising choice, but with its edgy meaning and dusty charm, possibly it's so beyond cool that it's...actually kind of cool?
    • Griselda
      • Origin:

        German
      • Meaning:

        "grey battle"
      • Description:

        Griselda is a famous folklore figure, noted for her patience and obedience. Her story has been told by Petrarch, Chaucer, Boccaccio and set to music by Scarlatti, Vivaldi and Massenet.
    • Hortense
      • Origin:

        Latin
      • Meaning:

        "of the garden"
      • Description:

        Hortense is actually the French feminine form of Hortensia, the name of a strong, politically active early Roman woman. Hortense began to be used in the English-speaking world in the nineteenth century. Napoleon had a stepdaughter named Hortense, it was the name of one of the main characters in the film Secrets and Lies and is also associated with novelist Hortense Calisher. As unappealing as it might be to most American parents, Hortense is now Number 155 in France (as of 2021).
    • Hyman
      • Origin:

        Anglicized variation of Chaim
      • Meaning:

        "life"
      • Description:

        Hyman was commonly used by first-generation Jewish immigrants to Anglicize Chaim, but similarities to terms like heinie and hymen have taken it out of the realm of modern possibility. The original Chaim would be preferable to Hyman.
    • Logan
      • Origin:

        Scottish surname
      • Meaning:

        "little hollow"
      • Description:

        Logan, with its appealing Scottish burr, is a very hot boys' name—it's in the national Top 10 and heading for Number 1 in some states—and can also make a rich and resonant choice for a girl. Jason and Jordan Mewes have a daughter named Logan Lee.