Joe's Facetious Name Suggestions

When I suggest hypothetical baby names to my husband, he comes up with these gems.
  1. Ronan
    • Origin:

      Irish
    • Meaning:

      "little seal"
    • Description:

      Ronan is the compelling legendary name of twelve Irish and Scottish saints that is now drawing some deserved attention; this cousin of the ascending Roman and Rowan was chosen by actor Daniel Day-Lewis and his writer-director wife Rebecca Miller in 1998, and more recently by actress Catherine Bell.
  2. "Imagine?"
    • Chameleon
      • Jury-Judy
        • Malarkey
          • Obadiarrhea