Names That Will Curse Your Child

  1. Pebbles
    • Origin:

      English, word name
    • Description:

      As the former stage name of TLC founder Perri Reid and the name of the youngest member of the animated Flintstones clan, it's got some pop culture cache. But it'll be too cutesy by half for most parents.
  2. Tita
    • Origin:

      English, diminutive of Martita et al
    • Description:

      A diminutive diminutive, too tease-worthy.
  3. Generosity
    • Origin:

      Word name
    • Description:

      Full-hearted new virtue choice, though five syllables is a lot to handle.
  4. Merica
    • Description:

      Merica is a feminine name that can be viewed as a shortened form of "America" or possibly derived from Latin "merica" meaning "a portion." Some may see it as a patriotic reference in American culture, while others might connect it to variants like Marica or Merika found in Eastern European languages. The name has gained some modest attention in recent years as parents seek unique but pronounceable alternatives to more common names. While never reaching mainstream popularity, Merica has an appealing rhythm and contemporary sound. Its pronunciation is typically MEH-ri-ka, making it accessible despite its uniqueness. The name carries connotations of independence and national pride for some families.

  5. Gunna
    • Description:

      Gunna is a feminine name with Norse and Scandinavian origins, derived from elements meaning 'battle' or 'war.' In Norse mythology, Gunnr was one of the Valkyries, the powerful female figures who chose warriors to join Odin in Valhalla. The name carries connotations of strength, courage, and resilience. While relatively uncommon outside Nordic countries, Gunna remains in use in Iceland, Norway, and other Scandinavian regions. Its brevity gives it a striking, direct quality, while its historical and mythological connections provide depth and cultural resonance. The name's warrior associations make it appealing to parents seeking strong feminine names rooted in Nordic tradition. Its unfamiliarity in many regions gives it a distinctive quality internationally.
  6. Banana
    • Origin:

      Word name, English from Spanish and Portuguese
    • Meaning:

      "banana"
    • Description:

      Banana is one fruity name we wouldn't recommend. Pick Plum instead. There is a Japanese novelist whose pen name is Banana Yoshimoto--birth name Mahoko.
  7. Sundip
    • Description:

      Sundip is a feminine name of Indian origin, particularly common in Hindu communities. The name is derived from Sanskrit roots, with 'sun' referring to the sun and 'dip' meaning 'lamp' or 'light.' Together, Sundip conveys the beautiful meaning of 'radiant like the sun' or 'sunlight.' It celebrates brightness, warmth, and illumination. While not widely used globally, the name has cultural significance in South Asian communities. Sundip carries positive associations with knowledge, clarity, and spiritual enlightenment in Hindu tradition. The name blends melodic quality with meaningful symbolism, making it a thoughtful choice for parents seeking a name with cultural depth.
  8. Missouri
    • Origin:

      Native American
    • Meaning:

      "Dugout canoe"
    • Description:

      Missouri, the name of a tribe, a state and a river, derives from the Illinois word mihsoori meaning "dugout canoe". It became a somewhat popular American girls' name in the mid-19th century.
  9. Wanna
    • Description:

      Wanna is a feminine name with multiple possible origins. It may be a shortened form of names like Juanita, Wanda, or Giovanna, or it could be derived from Native American languages where it has various meanings including "firefly" in some contexts. The name has occasionally appeared in the United States throughout the 20th century but has never been common. Wanna has a simple, direct quality with its two syllables and straightforward pronunciation. While some may associate it with the casual contraction of "want to," as a given name it has its own distinct heritage. The name has a vintage quality, having peaked in usage during the early to mid-1900s.