Names That Will Curse Your Child

  1. Illumination
    • Origin:

      Word name
    • Description:

      Illumination is a many-syllabled entrant in the new-fashioned virtue name group, but doesn't stand much chance of rivaling shorter choices like Hope and Faith.
  2. Remember
    • Origin:

      Word name
    • Description:

      No one will ever forget it. But Remember as a name came over on the Mayflower, so it has deep history as well as modern potential.
  3. Farmer
    • Origin:

      Occupational name
    • Meaning:

      "farmer"
    • Description:

      Shepherd is soaring in the charts, so why not Farmer? Perhaps because, unlike some of the occupation names that are so popular today, it is still an everyday word. Even so, if you're looking for a name that fits modern trends but no one else is using, Farmer could be the one.
  4. Sundip
    • Description:

      Sundip is a feminine name of Indian origin, particularly common in Hindu communities. The name is derived from Sanskrit roots, with 'sun' referring to the sun and 'dip' meaning 'lamp' or 'light.' Together, Sundip conveys the beautiful meaning of 'radiant like the sun' or 'sunlight.' It celebrates brightness, warmth, and illumination. While not widely used globally, the name has cultural significance in South Asian communities. Sundip carries positive associations with knowledge, clarity, and spiritual enlightenment in Hindu tradition. The name blends melodic quality with meaningful symbolism, making it a thoughtful choice for parents seeking a name with cultural depth.
  5. Gunna
    • Description:

      Gunna is a feminine name with Norse and Scandinavian origins, derived from elements meaning 'battle' or 'war.' In Norse mythology, Gunnr was one of the Valkyries, the powerful female figures who chose warriors to join Odin in Valhalla. The name carries connotations of strength, courage, and resilience. While relatively uncommon outside Nordic countries, Gunna remains in use in Iceland, Norway, and other Scandinavian regions. Its brevity gives it a striking, direct quality, while its historical and mythological connections provide depth and cultural resonance. The name's warrior associations make it appealing to parents seeking strong feminine names rooted in Nordic tradition. Its unfamiliarity in many regions gives it a distinctive quality internationally.
  6. Missouri
    • Origin:

      Native American
    • Meaning:

      "Dugout canoe"
    • Description:

      Missouri, the name of a tribe, a state and a river, derives from the Illinois word mihsoori meaning "dugout canoe". It became a somewhat popular American girls' name in the mid-19th century.
  7. Wanna
    • Description:

      Wanna is a feminine name with multiple possible origins. It may be a shortened form of names like Juanita, Wanda, or Giovanna, or it could be derived from Native American languages where it has various meanings including "firefly" in some contexts. The name has occasionally appeared in the United States throughout the 20th century but has never been common. Wanna has a simple, direct quality with its two syllables and straightforward pronunciation. While some may associate it with the casual contraction of "want to," as a given name it has its own distinct heritage. The name has a vintage quality, having peaked in usage during the early to mid-1900s.

  8. Virtue
    • Origin:

      Latin
    • Meaning:

      "moral excellence"
    • Description:

      The mother of all virtue names.
  9. Generous
    • Description:

      Generous is an exceptionally rare feminine virtue name derived directly from the English word describing someone who gives freely and abundantly. Unlike more common virtue names like Grace, Faith, or Hope, Generous remains virtually unestablished as a given name in English-speaking countries. The name carries obvious positive connotations of kindness, unselfishness, and magnanimity. As a word-name, it directly communicates the quality parents might wish to inspire in their child. While virtue naming has experienced several revivals throughout history, Generous has never gained traction in mainstream usage. The name might appeal to parents seeking a truly distinctive choice with transparent meaning and positive associations. However, its unusualness presents both uniqueness and potential challenges, as the bearer might frequently need to explain her uncommon name throughout life.