Challenge of the Week: Name your perfect family

Calling all name nerds!  This question/challenge of the week is aimed at you:

If there weren’t any restrictions—no real life spouse to compromise with, no in-laws to contend with, no last name to match, no concerns about overpopulation or putting six fantasy children through college–

WHAT WOULD YOUR IDEAL, PERFECTLY NAMED FAMILY BE?

The family can be any size you like.