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Names I would NEVER give my child!
  1. Balthazar
    • Origin:

      Phoenician
    • Meaning:

      "Baal protects the King"
    • Description:

      This evocative name of one of the Three Wise Men of the Orient, also spelled Balthasar, may finally be ready for prime time. Balthazar, Melchior and Caspar were the Magi who brought gifts of gold, frankincense and myrrh to the baby Jesus, though their names were not mentioned in the Bible.
  2. Brick
    • Origin:

      Word name, various origins
    • Description:

      This is an Anglicized form of various names; the Irish Gaelic O Bruic; German, Bruck or Breck, meaning "swamp" or "wood"; Yiddish, Brik, "bridge"; and Slovenian, Bric, "dweller from a hilly place." Gosh, and we thought it was just a macho word name invented by Tennessee Williams for the hero of Cat on a Hot Tin Roof.
  3. Javelin
    • Origin:

      Word name
    • Description:

      If Arrow is too straight for you....
  4. Thorpe
    • Origin:

      English
    • Meaning:

      "farm, village"
    • Description:

      Brusque and charmless, two things you don't want your son to be.
  5. Tower
    • Origin:

      Word name
    • Description:

      While nature names, even those of fierce animals and mountain peaks, are used for children these days, architectural features like this somehow seem a bit cold.
  6. Typhoon
    • Origin:

      Chinese
    • Meaning:

      "great wind"
    • Description:

      Might be asking for trouble, especially when your son reaches the Terrible Twos.