Ugly Names that are Handsome

  1. Bertrand
    • Origin:

      French from German
    • Meaning:

      "magnificent crow"
    • Description:

      This name of famed philosopher, mathematician and Nobel laureate Bertrand Russell becomes slightly more plausible with the French pronunciation, bare-TRAHN. Another noted bearer is French director and screenwriter Bertrand Tavernier.
  2. Maynard
    • Origin:

      German
    • Meaning:

      "hardy, brave, strong"
    • Description:

      Sometimes pronounced MAY-nerd, which is death to a name. However, the name Maynard was given to 25 boys in 2022.
  3. Orville
    • Origin:

      French
    • Meaning:

      "gold town"
    • Description:

      Only if you're an aviation buff or seriously addicted to popcorn.
  4. Elbert
    • Origin:

      English variation of Albert
    • Description:

      Rocking out on the porch with buddies Hubert, Norbert, and Osbert.
  5. Norbert
    • Origin:

      German
    • Meaning:

      "bright or renowned north"
    • Description:

      A medieval German saint's name which remained popular in Germany until the middle of the 20th century. It is still in relatively wide use in other European countries, including Poland and Hungary. With other Bert names – like Robert and Albert and even Gilbert – appealing to lovers of strong, traditional boy names with a slightly clunky charm, Norbert could be one of those so-out-it's-in choices that everyone knows, but almost no one is using.
  6. Melville
    • Origin:

      Scottish
    • Meaning:

      "settlement on infertile land"
    • Description:

      All names ending in ville are in nowheresville.
  7. Delbert
    • Origin:

      English
    • Meaning:

      "day-bright"
    • Description:

      Problematic, even if not for Dilbert.