Ugly Names that are Handsome

  1. Bertrand
    • Origin:

      French from German
    • Meaning:

      "magnificent crow"
    • Description:

      This name of famed philosopher, mathematician and Nobel laureate Bertrand Russell becomes slightly more plausible with the French pronunciation, bare-TRAHN. Another noted bearer is French director and screenwriter Bertrand Tavernier.
  2. Herman
    • Origin:

      German
    • Meaning:

      "soldier, warrior"
    • Description:

      It's hard to believe now that Herman was once, at the turn of the last century, a Top 50 name, remaining in the Top 100 until 1935, and even harder to imagine it making a comeback. But then again, our parents thought the same thing about Max and Jake. Consider the French Armand or Spanish Armando instead. Notable bearers include writers Herman Melville and Hermann Hesse--and then there was TV's Herman Munster.
  3. Delbert
    • Origin:

      English
    • Meaning:

      "day-bright"
    • Description:

      Problematic, even if not for Dilbert.
  4. Maynard
    • Origin:

      German
    • Meaning:

      "hardy, brave, strong"
    • Description:

      Sometimes pronounced MAY-nerd, which is death to a name. However, the name Maynard was given to 25 boys in 2022.
  5. Elbert
    • Origin:

      English variation of Albert
    • Description:

      Rocking out on the porch with buddies Hubert, Norbert, and Osbert.
  6. Melville
    • Origin:

      Scottish
    • Meaning:

      "settlement on infertile land"
    • Description:

      All names ending in ville are in nowheresville.
  7. Duane
    • Origin:

      Irish
    • Meaning:

      "swarthy"
    • Description:

      An old Irish surname that was big in the 1960s, but would be an unexpected choice for a child now.