Oldie

Nope, not Goldie. Oldie, as in, "an oldie but a goody" or "oldies music". Despite these neutral-to-positive associations, Oldie still has a musty, fusty quality.

Actress Kelli Giddish named her son Oldie in 2023. It may be the most shocking celebrity baby name of that year, even against competition as stiff as Techno Mechanicus, Bambi, and Invicta.

Pronounced OHL-dee.