Names for Millenials

This is just satire guys. DOn;t take me seriously. Any millenials out there who want to use this, then good on you
  1. Wolf
    • Origin:

      Animal name or diminutive of Wolfgang, German
    • Meaning:

      " traveling wolf"
    • Description:

      Wolf is a name with a split personality. It can be seen as one of the fierce animal names, like Fox and Bear and Puma, with a touch of the werewolf, or it can be viewed as a quieter, Wolf Blitzer kind of name, fairly common in German (where is pronounced Vulf) and Jewish families, sometimes as a short form of Wolfgang, or even Wolfram or Wolfhart.
  2. Halo
    • Origin:

      English, word name
    • Description:

      Halo is a glowing word name that's both cosmic and spiritual, and with its shiny imagery and bright sounds, it was one of the fasted rising names in 2023.
  3. Aries
    • Origin:

      Latin
    • Meaning:

      "a ram"
    • Description:

      Better than Capricorn or Cancer, not as usable as Leo, the name of the Roman god of war becomes more possible as a baby name every day, as mythological names take the place of biblical names.
  4. Hemlock
    • Origin:

      English
    • Meaning:

      "poisonous plant"
    • Description:

      A rare and bewitching nature name, belonging to a poisonous plant also known as devil's bread or poison parsley.
  5. Tiger
    • Origin:

      English
    • Meaning:

      "animal name"
    • Description:

      Other wild animals like Fox, Wolf and Bear are catching on as baby names, and Tiger is a rarer option with several famous namesakes, including golf champ Tiger Woods, who was born Eldrick. Other famous Tigers include Indian actor Tiger Shroff, born Jai, and British actor Tyger Drew-Honey, who spells his name with a Y.
  6. Light
    • Origin:

      Word name
    • Description:

      Bright and glowing name, perfect for a baby who arrived on a sunny day.
  7. Taurus
    • Origin:

      Sign of the Zodiac, Latin
    • Meaning:

      "bull"
    • Description:

      The Zodiac name hasn't caught on like Leo or Aries, though it did appear in the US Top 1000 for five consecutive years back in the '70s.
  8. Almond
    • Origin:

      Word name
    • Description:

      Gwyneth Paltrow's Apple has opened the world of botanical names beyond flowers to trees, herbs, fruits, and — why not — nuts. Cayley and Brandon Jenner have a daughter named Joan Almond.
  9. Falco
    • Origin:

      Italian
    • Meaning:

      "falcon"
    • Description:

      Italian surname most Americans will associate with actress Edie Falco, of Sopranos fame.
  10. Swift
    • Origin:

      English, Irish
    • Meaning:

      "quick, windblown"
    • Description:

      Surname with strong ties to singer Taylor Swift and writer Jonathan Swift. It could make a fun and quirky middle name.
  11. Lizard
    • Starlick
      • Nitrogen
        • Ammonia
          • Vladdy
            • Taj Mahal
              • Pie
                • Drakkon
                  • Snapchat
                    • Yeet