Baby Names Sure to Shock Grandma

A surname not often heard as a first, except in the case of English Gardner, the American track and field Olympian.

Cloris is bad enough without shortening. Consider FLOR instead, a beautiful Spanish name.

Makes hot name Finley kind of Phyllis-like -- which is not a good thing.

Since girls have already coopted Tyson (singer Nenah Cherry's daughter, for one), no need to go to these lengths to feminize it.

As soon as a name becomes mega-popular, parents start to look for spelling variations to set their child apart. This is one of the less graceful ones.

For your Starbucks order, not your baby.