Twitty Milk, the reported name of the new daughter of singer Erykah Badu and rapper Jay Electronica, was thankfully just a hoax. No one knows quite how the Twitty Milk rumor got started, except that the new mom Twittered her way through the baby’s birth. The real crazy celebrity baby name: Mars Merkaba.
1. MOXIE CRIMEFIGHTER — The daughter of magician Penn Jillette, whose assertive word name can be called unique in the truest sense of that term, is the bearer of what may still be the absolute craziest celebrity baby name.
5. MARS MERKABA — Okay, it’s better than Twitty Milk. But it’s still from Outer Space.
6. PEANUT — Soap star Ingo Rademacher’s son’s name might give any child an inferiority complex.
10. PUMA — We have to cite Erykah Badu for being a two-time offender, as she gave her daughter this feline and sneaker name. But Badu also has a wicked sense of humor, as anyone who’s ever heard her fabulous song “Call Tyrone” can attest.