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Humiliating names

  1. Gamble

    • Origin:

      English word name

    • Meaning:

      "gamble, bet"

    • Description:

      It's a gamble that your child will grow up to appreciate the name Gamble.
  2. Trillion

    • Origin:

      English word name

    • Meaning:

      "third power of a million"

    • Description:

      It's difficult to conceptualize the numerical value of a trillion, but this extraordinarily large number name is a rising choice for baby boys.
  3. Envi

    • Origin:

      Variation of Envy, English

    • Meaning:

      "jealousy"

    • Description:

      Still not far enough removed from one of the seven deadly sins.
  4. Brain

    • Origin:

      Misspelling of Brian

    • Description:

      Brain is not a name, it's a misspelling of the long-popular Brian. What's really astonishing is not that it made the Top 1000 at all but that it hung on there for 25 years, from 1965 through 1989, Brian's heyday. All we can say is: sad.
  5. Philosophy

    • Origin:

      Word name

    • Description:

      Far-fetched, but friends can always call him Phil.
  6. Urien

    • Origin:

      Welsh

    • Meaning:

      "of privileged birth"

    • Description:

      Too close to the name of a bodily fluid.
  7. Sextus

    • Origin:

      Latin

    • Meaning:

      "sixth born"

    • Description:

      Just think about those inescapable "sexy" nicknames. The related Sixtus is not a huge improvement.
  8. Balzac

    • Origin:

      French surname

    • Description:

      Dashing middle name choice for admirers of the French author.
  9. Freek

    • Description:

      Freek is a masculine name with Dutch origins, functioning as a diminutive form of names containing the Germanic element "fred" or "frid," meaning "peace" or "ruler." Common in the Netherlands and occasionally found in Flemish-speaking regions of Belgium, Freek is typically pronounced "frayk" rather than how it might appear in English. The name remains uncommon outside Dutch-speaking countries. Within the Netherlands, it has maintained modest popularity as a straightforward, unpretentious choice with historical roots. Freek conveys a friendly, approachable quality while still carrying traditional masculine energy. The name's simplicity and connection to the widely valued concept of peace give it enduring appeal, though its pronunciation in English contexts may present challenges due to its spelling.

  10. Ding

    • Description:

      Ding is a masculine name with multiple cultural origins. In Chinese culture, it's a surname and given name meaning 'strong' or 'steady' (丁), representing the fourth Heavenly Stem in Chinese cosmology. As a given name in Western contexts, Ding is extremely rare and might be used as a nickname or diminutive form. In some European contexts, particularly Germanic languages, it might have evolved as a shortened form of names containing '-ding' elements. The name's brevity gives it a distinct, memorable quality despite its simplicity. While uncommon as a first name in most Western countries, Ding maintains cultural significance in Chinese communities worldwide, where it represents stability and strength.
  11. Lord

    • Origin:

      English

    • Meaning:

      "loaf-keeper"

    • Description:

      If it's royalty you're after, stick with Earl or Prince -- this is too deified.
  12. Krown

    • Origin:

      Variation of Crown, English word name

    • Meaning:

      "crown"

    • Description:

      Krown broke through the charts in 2020 as a response to the COVID-19 pandemic. (Corona means "crown").
  13. Indian

    • Description:

      Indian is an unusual feminine name derived directly from the geographic and cultural term. While not commonly used as a given name, it reflects a tendency in some naming traditions to adopt terms of cultural or natural significance. The word 'Indian' originally referred to people from India, but historically in North America, it was also used to refer to indigenous peoples. As a personal name, Indian might be chosen to express heritage connections or appreciation for Native American or Indian cultures. However, due to complex historical connotations and potential cultural sensitivity issues, this name has remained extremely rare in mainstream usage. When used, it may reflect the parents' desire to honor a specific cultural heritage.
  14. Kool

    • Origin:

      Word name

    • Description:

      Undoubtedly there's a parent out there who sees this as the ultimate cool name. It's anything but.
  15. Dix

    • Origin:

      Latin

    • Meaning:

      "tenth"

    • Description:

      Once a birth order name, now might work as a cool x-ending nickname. But be warned that it sounds very close to an unfortunate slang term.
  16. Passion

    • Origin:

      English word name

    • Meaning:

      " strong and barely controllable emotion"

    • Description:

      A word name with religious and secular significance.
  17. Gay

    • Origin:

      French

    • Meaning:

      "joyful"

    • Description:

      The meaning of this word flipped from "cheerful" to "homosexual" during the twentieth century, and it's now almost certainly too loaded to sit comfortably as a baby name. Which is a shame as sound-wise it's very appealing, just a short step away from Gray, Gale and Guy.
  18. Hooker

    • Origin:

      English occupational name

    • Meaning:

      "shepherd's hook"

    • Description:

      fuhgeddaboutit.
  19. Fearghas

    • Description:

      Fearghas is a masculine name of Scottish Gaelic origin, traditionally anglicized as Fergus. Deriving from the elements "fear" (man) and "gus" (vigor, force), the name literally translates to "man of vigor" or "strong man." This ancient name has deep roots in Celtic mythology and Scottish history, borne by legendary kings and warriors. The authentic Gaelic spelling preserves the name's cultural heritage and linguistic integrity. Fearghas carries connotations of masculine strength, courage, and determination. Despite its rich historical significance, this traditional spelling remains rare outside Scotland and Ireland, appealing primarily to families with Celtic heritage or those seeking an authentic connection to Gaelic culture. The pronunciation (FAIR-gus) may present challenges in non-Celtic regions, though the name's distinctive character and powerful meaning continue to attract those drawn to names with substantive historical and cultural foundations.

  20. Honestee

    • Description:

      Honestee is a modern feminine name that represents a virtue-inspired naming trend. Created as a variant spelling of 'honesty,' this name embodies the admirable quality of truthfulness and integrity. Such virtue names became increasingly popular starting in the late 20th century as parents sought meaningful names with positive attributes. The unique spelling with double 'e' gives the name a distinctive appearance while maintaining its connection to the virtue it represents. Though relatively uncommon, Honestee has been used more frequently in the United States since the 2000s, reflecting parents' desire for names that convey strong character values and positive aspirations for their daughters.