Humiliating names

  1. Lord
    • Origin:

      English
    • Meaning:

      "loaf-keeper"
    • Description:

      If it's royalty you're after, stick with Earl or Prince -- this is too deified.
  2. Lucifer
    • Origin:

      Latin
    • Meaning:

      "light-bearer"
    • Description:

      Lucifer is the name of the archangel cast into hell -- theologians disagree on whether he and Satan are separate beings -- and as such has long been on the forbidden list for religious parents. Still banned in New Zealand, Lucifer is occasionally used in the contemporary U.S.: Six boys were given the name in the most recent year counted.
  3. Madog
    • Makaveli
      • Origin:

        American variation of Machiavelli, Italian
      • Meaning:

        "bad nail; king of light"
      • Description:

        Makaveli was an alias of Tupac Shakur — his posthumous album, The Don Killuminati: The 7 Day Theory, was released under the pseudonym. The album was released in 1996, following his death, and the next year Makaveli debuted on the baby name charts after being given to 11 baby boys.
    • Maksymilian
      • Man
        • Mayhem
          • Origin:

            English word name
          • Meaning:

            "chaos, disorder"
          • Description:

            You're really asking for it with this one.
        • Messiah
          • Origin:

            Aramaic word name
          • Meaning:

            "expected savior or deliverer"
          • Description:

            A handful of years ago, a judge in Tennessee ruled that parents could not name their son Messiah, "because there's only one." That decision has since been overturned.
        • Modesty
          • Origin:

            Latin
          • Meaning:

            "modesty"
          • Description:

            Modesty is a virtue name dating to Roman times, but never widely used, except for hot 1960s movie spoof heroine, Modesty Blaise, based on a comic strip.
        • Money
          • Origin:

            English word name
          • Meaning:

            "payment, currency"
          • Description:

            Not as palatable as Cash.
        • My
          • Origin:

            Swedish diminutive of Maria
          • Meaning:

            "bitter; wished-for child"
          • Description:

            Although the sound is pretty, "my" is too common of an English word for My to be usable as a baby name.
        • Marijuana
          • Master
            • Myking
              • Nacho
                • Origin:

                  Word name or short form of Ignacio
                • Description:

                  Not unless you want your son to grow up to be just like a wacky Jack Black character.
              • Nappy
                • Nimrod
                  • Origin:

                    Hebrew
                  • Meaning:

                    "we shall rise up, we shall rebel"
                  • Description:

                    Our kids laughed when they saw this name. Enough said.
                • Normal
                  • Obedience
                    • Origin:

                      Virtue name
                    • Description:

                      It may have been used by the Puritans, but any modern child would chafe under this name.
                  • Oral