Most Embarrassing Names on Nameberry

Nameberry has a lot of clunky names like Bertha and Norma that will get your kid made fun of, but that at least have a prayer of someday being cool again. And then there's these.
  1. Anis
    • Arce
      • Origin:

        Greek
      • Meaning:

        "swift"
      • Description:

        Arce was the twin sister of the Greek rainbow goddess Iris. Arce is often associated with the seldom-seen, faded second rainbow. She had iridescent wings, which Zeus eventually took off her after she betrayed the Gods of Olympus. The character is lovely, but Arce is likely to be mispronounced in English in a very unhelpful way. If you fancy this name we suggest you go with the alternate spelling Arke.
    • Arsen
      • Asser
        • Bald
          • Beat
            • Belcher
              • Origin:

                English from French
              • Meaning:

                "pretty face"
              • Description:

                Try telling the kids it really means "pretty face" and not "burper".
            • Boote
              • Brain
                • Origin:

                  Misspelling of Brian
                • Description:

                  Brain is not a name, it's a misspelling of the long-popular Brian. What's really astonishing is not that it made the Top 1000 at all but that it hung on there for 25 years, from 1965 through 1989, Brian's heyday. All we can say is: sad.
              • Buttler
                • Charmin
                  • Corny
                    • Origin:

                      Short form of Cornelia, Latin
                    • Meaning:

                      "horn"
                    • Description:

                      Cornelia is the feminine form of the Ancient Roman Cornelius. Both names were popular in the US in the late 19th and early 20th centuries, but have dropped off the Top 1000. In the most recent year counted, there were about 40 baby girls named Cornelia and 80 boys named Cornelius. But we doubt many of those would be nicknamed Corny.
                  • Diarra
                    • Origin:

                      West African
                    • Meaning:

                      "gift"
                    • Description:

                      Diarra has a nice meaning, but we could see it leading to possible teasing re association with a certain digestive problem.
                  • Dick
                    • Origin:

                      Diminutive of Richard
                    • Meaning:

                      "dominant ruler"
                    • Description:

                      Dick was a once-common short form of Richard; replaced by Rick or Richie, and finally by the full name itself. Rude meaning -- make that two rude meanings -- pretty much knocks this one out of consideration.
                  • Ding
                    • Dink
                      • Dodo
                        • Origin:

                          Diminutive of Dorothy
                        • Description:

                          Dodo is one of the few names of the cute repeating-sounds genre that is not alas so cute, being a slang word for someone brainless as well as the name of the infamous extinct bird. Dot, Dottie, Dory, or Thea are all preferable.
                      • Doogie
                        • Dorcas
                          • Origin:

                            Greek
                          • Meaning:

                            "doe, gazelle"
                          • Description:

                            Classic name used by the Romans, the Puritans, and the Bard, but pretty much taboo today due to the objectionable connotations of both its front and back ends.
                        • Duscha
                          • Origin:

                            Russian
                          • Meaning:

                            "happy"
                          • Description:

                            Seems like a possible alternative to the more popular Sascha, but middle school life would be difficult for any girl bearing this name in an English-speaking world.