Sarah Palin Kids' rescue

Think of nice names to replace the odd names of her five kids, boy, three girls, boy.

If they were mine and I was the minor "celebrity" (just first names since I don't know what her kids middles are (and don't want to know!) (I hate her)

Boy: Miles
Girl: Frances
Girl: Florence
Girl: Violet
Boy: Edgar

Boy: Samuel Alexander
Girl: Anna Sophia
Girl: Maya Elise
Girl: Amelia Violet
Boy: Joshua Kai

boy: Moses Edmund
three girls: Iris Anabel, Daphne Leandra, Phoebe Louise,
boy: Milo Benjamin
I would change her last name from Palen to Winkie!

Boy: Peter Anthony
Girl: Katharine Louisa (Kate)
Girl: Luciana Brady (Lucie)
Girl: Lauretta Mary (Laura)
Boy: Jeffery Mason (Jerry)

I tried to keep something the same, like same initials or meaning, and make them sound like names their parents might like, but it was hard...

Track --> Truman
Trig --> Thurston
Bristol --> Brenna (or Brooke?)
Willow --> Summer or Autumn (I might actually let Willow keep her name)
Piper --> Poppy

I still don't love them. But I wouldn't cringe if I heard them, either....

Track --> Track
Trig --> Trig
Bristol --> Bristol
Willow --> Willow
Piper --> Piper

I actually tend to like the names. I think if you remove the names from the person of Sarah Palin and put them on the some kids down the street, you probably would too. Especially the girl's names. But I think the boys names have their own cool potential.

Boy: Nathan Thomas
Girl: Grace Elizabeth
Girl: Sophia Belle
Girl: Olivia Danielle
Boy: Dylan Michael

Boy: Nathan Thomas
Girl: Grace Elizabeth
Girl: Sophia Belle
Girl: Olivia Danielle
Boy: Dylan Michael

drew wrote:Track --> Track
Trig --> Trig
Bristol --> Bristol
Willow --> Willow
Piper --> Piper

I actually tend to like the names. I think if you remove the names from the person of Sarah Palin and put them on the some kids down the street, you probably would too. Especially the girl's names. But I think the boys names have their own cool potential.

It wouldn't help me if these names were the names of the kids down the street. I would still desperately need some Peptol Bismal. Especially for the purile sounds of Trig and Track!