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  1. #1
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    Obituaries

    I guess this game is rather morbid, but basically, one person gives a name, and the next person has to make up an 'obituary' for the kind of person they'd imagine would have that name-- like a two sentence bio, and one sentence about how they died.

    Example:
    Tyler

    Obituary:
    Tyler Ulysses Kemp of California tragically passed away at age fifteen in a freak accident. Surfing while high, he mistook a giant sting ray for his surfboard. Though a poor student, Tyler is remembered for his kindness, sense of humor, and adventurous spirit, as well as that that one time when he came to school wearing nothing but toilet paper wrapped around his body... and then it rained. He is survived by his parents, Eva and Clyde, and his little brother, Max.

    Name:
    Martha
    College student, no kids, storyteller, writer, actor, pirate, name enthusiast.
    Favorite names since age three: Lucinda and Percival.

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    Martha Annie Daniel, sadly left us on Sept. 14th, after ingesting 2.7 gallons of bubble fluid at a frat party. Only 19 years old, Martha was raised and loved by her 2 grandparents, Michelle and Todd. Martha is remembered fondly for her hilarious stunts, and interesting hobbies, including pickling various fruits, and also when she started a petition to save the jackrabbit. Services will be held this Saturday for Martha's close friends and family members.

    Name:
    Yvonna
    Proud mommy of Annemarie Belle, and expecting another daughter in November.

    People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
    - Leo J. Burke

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    Yvonna Rae Bingham, went home to be with her Lord and Savior on September 20. She was 87 years old. As a former army nurse she loved her dearly loved her country. She was preceded in death by her husband Clarence Bingham. Left to cherish Yvonna's memory are her 5 children and 15 grandchildren and 1 great grandson. Services will be held to honor Yvonna's memory this Friday at 10:00 at Memorial Baptist Church.

    Next Name: Jennifer

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    Jennifer Rose Gunderson Schmidt, 37, passed away on September 18th when she was mauled by Pickles, the pet lion that she kept in a makeshift converted chicken coop in her backyard in Crandall, Texas. Jennifer, a dental hygienist, is survived by her father Phil (71), electrician husband Clem (42), toyboy Jonah Carpenter (19), and her four children, Edward, Jacob, Isabella, and Maverick, as well as the rabid raccoon in the downstairs bathroom, known as Steve. The double funeral for both Jennifer and Pickles will be held in her father's taxidermy workshop.

    Todd.
    College student, no kids, storyteller, writer, actor, pirate, name enthusiast.
    Favorite names since age three: Lucinda and Percival.

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    Todd Michalangelo Davis, 17 left us on September 5th, after he was strangled by a gang member when he refused to tell the strange man the time. Todd wasn't even wearing a watch. He's survived by his mother, Sayla (45), and plumber dad Henrique, (51), girlfriend Odette (18), and the girl he was cheating on her with, Tatianna, (15), as well as his 2 year old daughter, Priscilla Daisy. Services will be held at Overhill Catholic Church, this Sunday at 8AM. Please no gang members.

    Trista
    Proud mommy of Annemarie Belle, and expecting another daughter in November.

    People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one.
    - Leo J. Burke

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