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Thread: Kids Say the Darndest Things
February 20th, 2013 12:32 AM #21
Lol! These are so funny!
When my youngest sister was 3ish, she thought that all grown men were "Dads". She used to call Cricket (the sport), "Ball-y Dads", since they were all playing with a ball! Our Dad also used to play this shoot 'em up game on the computer, and one day Mum asked her where Dad was, and she replied, "Playing "Daddies fall down"".
I'm sure she came out with many more gems, but that is they main one I can remember right now. Can't wait to see what Leo comes up with as he gets older!Leo Sebastian l Ronan Alexander
Felix l Finn l Moss l Heath l Fern l Veda l Tui l Blythe
February 20th, 2013 01:09 AM #23
Unfortunately, some of the insults I hear my kids hurl at each other are the funniest. Today Will called James a "rotten banana buttcrack". Not sure if I should be as proud of the creative harshness as I am.
One time, when James was about three and-a-half, he threatened to "harvest you like corn, and grind you into flour!" He was very imaginative and verbal for a three-year-old boy, and I'm pretty sure I remember correctly that this threat was directed at me. It's hard to keep a straight face for disciplinary purposes when this happens.
The other hilarious one was when someone asked James what daddy had used to give him a haircut, and he replied, "a chainsaw". Daddy had been using a chainsaw to cut up a fallen tree in our backyard.Mom to James Daniel (10) William Joseph (9), Elise Marie (7), and Zachary Allan (1)
Rose, Adele, Anne, Cecilia, Serena (Seri), Audrey, Claire, Lindy, Maisie, Kate, Rebecca, Linnea, Gloria
Thomas, Paul, Henry, Miles, Arthur, Samuel, Seth
DH's "approved" list:
Alison (Allie), Claire, Seri, Amy, Diana, Lucy, Kate/Katie/Katherine, Audrey
February 20th, 2013 03:26 AM #25Senior Member
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About a month ago, we were flipping through channels and came across the movie Joe Dirt playing on like TNT or TBS. It was already half over and I expected the boys to turn it to cartoons, but they continued to watch it for a bit and though it was funny.
Last week we were at a restaurant, when in the middle of dinner, my three year old starts pointing at a table near us yelling "It's Joe Dirt", "It's Joe Dirt" over and over. I look over to see what he's carrying on about and try not to laugh at what I see, but can't help it. This gentleman at a nearby table looks nothing like Joe Dirt, except for the fact that he has a wicked awesome mullet going on. My husband, older son and I are all cracking up while trying to quiet little man, so that this poor guy doesn't realize what he's calling him or why we're laughing. It was so funny to me that he remembered a movie that he only watched a portion of, recognized a mullet and totally called some random guy out on his poor choice of "Joe Dirt" hairstyle.Married to Matthew
Mommy to Carter Benjamin (9) and Griffin Oliver (3) and Emmett Nicholas (brand new)
February 23rd, 2013 01:46 AM #27Member
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haha I 'surprised laughed' (sounded like "BAH!") when I read rotten banana buttcrack. Serious fit of the giggles at that one.Due March 2015!
Favorite names to come.
February 23rd, 2013 02:01 AM #29