Birth Announcements - VERY Unsual ones in here, and to come!

[sabrinafair]

BOYS
Onyx Kayne
Haddon Oliver
Reef Hendrix
Forrest Evers
Harper Elijah
King Victor Lynn
Presley-Lyric
Shannon DeWayne Adrial
Eden
Aubrey James
Mackenzie
Zephyr Sarge
Artemis Grey
Beckham Christopher
Messiah Domani
Tytan Po’okela Kenyu Abel
Jahstice Keolamauloa
Anakin Kaleo

GIRLS
Pascale Lou
Praise TiLock
Ellevyn Noelle
Kai Olivia
Cohen Elizabeth
Annie Beach
Isis Kaumakaokalani
Kinley Blake
Rhyme Phoenix
Precious Zailani-Palei
Shiloh Sofia
Scout Ellie
Sparrow Waylon-Lee Lemos
Poppy Grace
Lennan Kaedance
Chanelle Irish Basilio
Harlow May
Harlow Irene Lynn
Promyse Raine
Forthycia

BOYS
Steele John
Atticus Andrew
Declan Paige
Harper Jake
Jewell Dimoni
Eddison Joel
Liryk Lee
Ebenezer John Thomas
Spartakos
Galen Ryder
Jeager Addison
Psymon James
Sevryn William
Hendrix Keyes
Aspen Amir
River Enoch
Will Danger
Vice Rudolph, and Versa Raphael [twi nboys, yes really Vice Versa]
Taitem Benjamin
Chord
Kaiden Stacey
Revan Finley
Axis
Bear Riley
Aroyall

GIRLS
Rhilyn Paisley
Ah’Mircale’love
Zepplyn Jill
Caidance North
Tru Josephine
Riley Nesta
Harley Rayne
Micah Ann
Draven Ann
Im'Unique Za'Lee
Kylan Noelle
Augustine Johanna
Paris Arlene
Menominelle Aquin
Sauyer Ann
Eden Topaz
Blossom Rain
Wiley Rose
Wisdom Kimberly
Lennex Bradlee
Unesti Virginia
Maddyn Nicole
Aveena Quinzel
Rosemary Jane
Ezrah Anne
Maeson Grace
Kalliope Renna
London Paisley
Kree Rayn
Maddyx Ann
Paris Noel
Finley Elizabeth
Rayne Christyne
Novella Winter

UNKNOWN GENDER
Fox C.
Genesis G.
Brier B.

GIRLS
Starlit Sky
Ireland Anne Madison
Harlow Nevaeh
Harloe Shaye
River Wynne
Snow Marie
Snow Anne
Atlantah Destiney Mari
Arwynne Matie
Winter Marie
Ever Honor Estephanie
Sawyer Lynn
Sawyer Addison
Brekken Romona-Lynn
Persephone
Treasure
Gable Agusta Clark
Karson Allene
Ramsey Annalynn
Clover Jade
Rhyder Lee
Merida Grace
Augustine Grace
Jane Adelaine
Monroe Elizabeth
Diamond Destiny
Drew Sarie
Lila Citrine

BOYS
Zuya Odin
Zaccheus Gage
Avery Douglas
Odin Richard
Atreyu James
Hawk Michael
Fievel Elliott Ellsworth
Rhythm David
Link Alexander
Ezekiel Optimus Prime William - Yes really...

UNKOWN GENDER
Chevrolet Jesse
Kaidence Nyko

BOYS
Hemi Lee
Starr Noel
Emerson Daniel
Lakota Shannon
Shylem Robert
Capone Thomas Joseph
Eden Michelangelo -*swoons*
Elisha Charles
Rooney Neej
Monroe
Taydince
Beckham x 2

GIRLS
Juniper Deborah
Juniper JahleanRuth
Cayson Marie
Icelynn Darlene
Everleigh Frost
Ever
Bridger
Persephone
Treasure
Luca
Arizona Renee
Pepper Marae
River Song
Finley Maura
Shasmyne Luz
Felix Faye
Sapphire Noel
Promise Faamaoni
Starlit Sky
Ireland Anne Madison
Harlow Nevaeh
Rylynn Mackenzie
Olive Lachlan
Sparrow Noel
Cedar Louise
Cedar Tomi

BOYS
Memphis
Skuxe Kyaota
Athen Xavier
Arlen Nicholas
Marley Matthew
Rome Matthew
Avery Alan
Max Wildcat
Druid Andres
Pyrce Rock
Alfred James Charles
Avery Skyler
Avery Timothy
Rex Bartholomew
McCrea Cleo
Madyn Ellis
Godrick James
Geronimo Carmel Thomas
Jody Francisco
Destry OnNeal
Hedi Julius
Corinthians
Kensington
Dartanyn Alaris
Cheyane Joaquin - love Cheyenne on a boy

GIRLS
Arizona
Royalyn Aleze
McCartney Mae
Swayzi Mahalia
Rachekkynn Olivia
Astrid Solstice
Kalvary Jo
Raevyn Temperance
Renesmee Cinda
Promyse Levon
Prestyn Leigh
Marrik Lee
Finnley Kaia
Anderson Laila
Juniper Evening
Dhuma
Legacy
Loyal-Raye Kelly
Elliette Ruth
Phoenix Emilee
Suri Laina
Honor Leigh
October Rose
Sparrow Kelti -second Sparrow sighting on a girl
Archer Lynn
Beretta
Rooney Kendall
Stachyess Diane
Harley Quinn

BOYS
ROOSEVELT
RAVEN DRAKE
Lofton Tyse
Tru Mac
Grant Ulysses Python & Lee Edward Ramseys [twins]
LYRIK ANTHONY ROBERT
PLUTARCO ELIAS
ADRIAN JUSTIS TENNESSEE
ZEN MYKAL ADARION

GIRLS
Dallas Nicole
AERIS RAYNE
OCTOBER ROSE -born in October
SHAFARI CASANOVA
Passions Leigh
MARIYAH De'SYMBER MAE
ARIZONA DANIELLE JEAN
Rigel Mercedes
Beau Renae

[missusaytch]

Holy crap. These are mostly from the "oh no you didn't" school of naming. Optimus Prime?

I have actually met another Im'Unique, without the hyphen tho. That's a nice touch. Classy! I was working in a children's portrait studio. A mom hands me her beautiful 2 week old daughter to photograph. I said, "What's her name?" and she said "Imunique." And I waited. I thought she was saying, "I'm unique so I gave my child this unique name of ______." And then she repeated it. And I got it. And died a little inside.

Thanks for posting! From whence do these insane announcements come?

[sarahmezz]

Oh my. There's some cute names in there, but there's also a lot of dodgy ones!

Where did you find them?

[spring13]

Ouch. My mind hurts.

[sweetstylist86]

I actually have a "niece" (older step daughter of my brother in law) who named her daughter Nola Eqinox since she was born on the first day of spring a few years ago.

[maggiemary]

What on earth is Stachyess meant to be?!

[mmquinn]

There's a horse at the barn I go to named Optimus Prime (Opi)!

[southern.maple]

Am I the only one who noticed the twins named Grant Ulysses Python and Lee Edward Ramsey? Flip those names and you've got Ulysses Grant and R. E. Lee. Good job, parents.

Amongst all the weird and awful, there are some gems in there. My favorites:

Harper Elijah
Beckham Christopher
Ebenezer John Thomas
Aspen Amir
River Enoch
Zaccheus Gage
Avery Douglas
Hawk Michael
Rhythm David
Emerson Daniel
Eden Michelangelo
Elisha Charles
Avery Alan
Alfred James Charles
Rex Bartholomew

[octopus9]

Spartakos... EEK!

[diena]

Holy smokes some of those are beyond ridiculous... Optimus Prime... the boy probably won't even be into transformers since they are already wrapping up their second round of popularity. So many losers in there, but a few I love. Thanks for sharing! Are these all really from official birth announcements?

Im'unique... those parents need kicked in the shins...