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July 10th, 2012 08:28 PM #1Senior Member
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- Rochester, NY
A goldmine of terrible naming ideas
Go to the baby center post on baby names and then scroll down and click "see all comments" --> http://www.babycenter.com/0_how-to-p...r-baby_1505.bc
It's terrifying and hilarious. My favorite comment is by the woman who says she wants to name her son Aiden and wants his middle name to rhyme, but can't think of anything!
I hope most of these are jokes, but I'm afraid they aren't. Anyhow, the whole thread is making me feel MUCH more open-minded about some of my fellow berry name suggestions. Too much of the baby center thread and pretty much any name that isn't dead awful starts to sound pretty good.
July 11th, 2012 08:36 AM #3
lol wow. My favorites:
Mel'asia Immunique -- like I'm Unique so she's unique but not different the mom says
Sy'rai Necole -- pronounce si-rye and some one says Are you kidding?
Diogenes -- my son likes correcting people the mom says
"My daughters are Naeveh and Noone"
Awnystee -- this sounds like "Aw nasty"
Angelique-Jacqueline Sue-Ellen Lynn
Ayden with a middle that rhymes
I might come back with more that made me smile ^_^http://www.amazon.com/Angel-Blackwood/e/B00SARZLFY -- My Amazon Author Page
Proud Mama to:
Persephone Elysia Willow -- June 5th 2013
July 11th, 2012 11:37 AM #5
Wow... just wow. These are the ones that made me smile, lol:
Atarri Delontae (b)
Itzabella Guadalupe (sister to Alejandro Guadalupe, Leonardo Angel, and Azul)
Kege (after brothers Gage and Kegan... "either that or Gagan")
Cailla (pron. Ky-luh)
JalieAna Clarice (Jay-lee-ana)
Zy'Quan and Justin (brothers)
Diofenes (after grandpa)
Embre'Lye Andrea-Marcelle (pronounced Ember Lie On-dray-uh Marcelle)
Eynon Pari (b)
Fillest Myrtle (g)
Lysander Carlisle Laythan and Absity Amabel (b/g twins)
Jonnie Rayne (g)
Peper Lex Dianne (g)
Kayme (g, pron. Kay-mee)
Ukiah Jane and Madix James
Wenzdee (like Wednesday)
Charlee Love (g)
Ravyn Alexander (b), brother to Salem Zoe Jane or Pwyll Alexander (pron. Phil)
Although my favorite by far would have to be the 15 year old claiming to have "quatriplets" named Ethan, Justin, Gabrial (g) and Page (g).baby #1 arriving october 2015
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July 11th, 2012 02:40 PM #7Senior Member
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bad. terribly, horribly bad. Some people apparently need to be banned from naming thingsNatacha - mother to Geneva Simone and Marlena CarysRunning all my names past http://babynamesworld.parentsconnect.com/a site that surveys people with the same name.
Boys: Archer Sloan or Merrick
Girls: Indira Maren or Sloan
July 11th, 2012 03:00 PM #9
Thank you for the laugh. I'm almost in tears over Immunique "like I'm unique"
I just feel really bad when I remember that all of these children out there will grow up to be adults walking around with vegetable soup names, walking into job interviews and having to introduce herself as Awnystee (Nysty for short??). Or why she has to have three scantron sheets on her SATs to fit Angelique-Jacqueline Sue-Ellen Lynn. I hope the majority of these are fake.
Oh no, I just got to Elocin!!!! Nicole backwards!!!!! I'm just going to start introducing myself as Enilorac at the supermarket, and these are my friends Yelhsa, Einahpets, and Ailatan....DYING!
Last edited by lineska; July 11th, 2012 at 03:07 PM.