Say: Hello Sean!
Think: What a strong, timeless name.
This is my son, Calvin.
Say: Hi Calvin, how are you?
Think: Not my style at all, but a good solid name anyway.
This is my housemate, Gareth.
Say: Hi Gareth. How are you?
Think: Not my style at all. It only suits middle-aged men in my opinion...like, I know they were all little once but still...
I'd like you to meet my daughter Monroe Violet Eliza.
Say: Hi Monroe, how are you today?
Think: Ok so she's your hero, but Monroe is a bit clunky. Was Marilyn really so bad?
This is my son, Caleb.
Think: Ah another Caleb. Caleb's seem to grow up as idiots around here.
Meet Alma Dorothy