Trolls don't even try anymore.
I'm with dramagrl.
Nobody ever asks what others think about the names they've already chosen for their children. Who wants to be told their child's name is terrible when it's too late to do anything? If those are the names you've chosen, surely you love them. But, since you asked, no I think they're awful. They're too matchy and they're almost all made up names and weird spellings. Luckily I don't need to worry about offending you as these children don't actually exist.
No way, I watch Cheer Perfection too! But seriously. Good try.