Geezer Names for Girls

Blame it on Sidney. This name, which conjures up images of thick glasses, a snowfall of dandruff on shoulders, and plaid polyester pants pulled up to the sternum, sounds (strangely enough) nothing less than charming, nothing short of cool when applied to a little girl. And so too can the other geezer names here. Caution: Most of these names should not be bestowed on a boy. The world is not yet ready for another generation of male Seymours and Sheldons, although keep in mind that among the hottest boys' names in the UK now are Harvey and Leon.
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  • Maury

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    Old-man name, soft as a fraying gray cashmere cardigan, that would be even cuter for a girl. Read More 

  • Mel

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    Balding-man name that's short and sweet for a girl.  Read More 

  • Monroe

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    Monroe is a presidential name with a lot more muscle for a girl than a boy. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon chose it for their twin daughter, honoring Marilyn Monroe. Carey's use of Monroe as a gir... Read More 

  • Morley

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    Fresh choice in the vein of Carly and Harley. Read More 

  • Murray

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    An old-man name that sounds a lot cuter when used for a little girl.  Read More 

  • Neal

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    Dated for boys, but strong and straightforward for girls. Read More 

  • Norris

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    A British surname that was used only for males until Mrs. Norman Mailer, Norris Church (born Barbara), came under the public eye.  Read More 

  • Percy

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    Percy is a traditional boys' name that could be cute and unexpected for a girl. Read More 

  • Perry

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    Relaxed male name occasionally used for girls; sounds novel compared to such shopworn former favorites as Kerry and Sherry.  Read More 

  • Reggie

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    Boyish short form updates older name. Read More 

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