since the Royal
Pregnancy was announced, there has been a shifting set of girls’ name possibilities set forth, with Alexandra
in the lead. But when it comes to the little prince, the frontrunner has been George
all the way. George
is the name of six previous kings, including Queen Elizabeth
’s father. Now, in true fairy tale tradition, we want to bestow our wishes for a possible Prince George
—based on the attributes of some notable bearers of his name.
Wish: May you not share any of the attributes of the Seinfeld character: do not be as selfish, self-serving, self-loathing, clueless, mendacious, lazy, sneaky, neurotic as George Louis Costanza. (Also do not suggest naming your first child Prince or Princess Seven.)