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CELEBRITY BABY NAMES: 2009’s Best and Worst

December 8th, 2009

seraphina-bThe celebrity baby-naming year got off to an exciting start with the birth of Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck’s second daughter, whose name remained a mystery for more than a week.

When it was finally announced, it was so surprising and lovely that it made the long wait worthwhile: SERAPHINA ROSE ELIZABETH, a shoo-in for one of the Best Celebrity Baby Names of the year.

Our other nominees for Best Celebrity Baby Girl Name:

MABEL PAINTERChad Lowe’s little girl’s name is a charming, quirky vintage choice, with an original artistic middle name from the hot occupational genre.

HELENA GRACE – The classic Helena is a name just emerging from the attic, chosen by Gossip Girl’s Kelly Rutherford.  Its originality makes up for the lovely yet somewhat standard-issue Grace in the middle place.

PALOMA LOUISEAna Ortiz chose this exotic-yet-familiar name for her daughter, with the original Louise, tres chic in Paris, in the middle.

PHOEBE MARGARET Phoebe is a mythological and biblical name that’s newly finding favor, chosen for her newborn daughter by Julianne Nicholson.

For boys, our nominees for Best Name are:

WALKER NATHANIELIdina Menzel and Taye Diggs chose this occupational surname name with the Biblical Nathaniel in the middle.

JASPER WARREN – The gently old-fashioned Jasper is the choice of actress Kimberly Williams-Paisley and country singer Brad Paisley; Warren in the middle is another long-ignored choice due for revival.

OTIS TOBIAS – The bluesy Otis is an offbeat choice of Tobey Maguire and Jennifer Meyer, whose older child has the equally distinctive name of Ruby Sweetheart.

BECKETT EDWARDNicole Sullivan chose the surname-first Beckett, a new celebrity favorite, for her son, with Twilight hottie Edward in middle place.

BLAISE RAYBlaise is the fiery old saint’s name revived by Amanda Beard for her son, with jazz favorite Ray in the middle.

And as for the worst?

The nominees are, for girls:

BANDIT LEE Gerard Way‘s new daughter has a name fit for a criminal, though boy names like Ryker and Gunner are on the rise.

ANNISTON KAE – Chyler Leigh gave her daughter colleague Jennifer’s last name, though Jolie is higher on the popularity list.

MARS MERKABAErykah Badutweeted her labor and initially claimed she named her baby Twitty Milk.  The real name, Mars Merkaba, sounded almost great after that.  Almost.

For boys, we’re sorry to say it was much harder to whittle the worst list down to just three.  But our final nominees are:

KAYDNZ KODA – TPain’s son’s name takes yooneek spellings to new lowz.

IKHYD EDGAR ARULAR – M.I.A. rocked her son’s name, but won’t the kids call him Ikky?

SPARROW JAMES MIDNIGHT – Love or hate Nicole Richie and Joel Madden’s newborn son’s name?  Some see it as charming and orginal, others as the name of a drab little bird.

Now, for the voting. Please make one choice in each category.  You can even add your own picks, if we’ve missed your favorite (or most hated) names. We’ll announce the winners, and losers, next week.

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31 Responses to “CELEBRITY BABY NAMES: 2009’s Best and Worst”
Jill Says:

December 8th, 2009 at 2:29 am

I loved this blog!!! :-)

My votes for the best name:

Phoebe Margaret (I nearly voted for Helena Grace, but like you said, Grace is a pretty common middle. I love Seraphina Rose Elizabeth, too.)

Jasper Warren (I don’t really like Warren, but I love Jasper!)

Worst name:

I voted for Mars. I was surprised to see that you didn’t like Bandit, because I think it’s total C.E.O. material (I kid, I kid….). :-) As for Anniston, I’ve been trying very hard, but as of press time, I just can’t see its appeal as a first name.

Kaydnz: This takes yooneek names to a whole new level. As I wrote on Nameberry long ago about this name:

Well, at least he’ll have an interesting story as to how he got his name:

“Well, my dad fell asleep at the computer one day, and after his cheek hit the keyboard, he looked up at the screen and knew the almighty typo before his eyes was destined to be my name. On the bright side, I could have been #$^^*@.”

Thanks for the fun blog!

Charlotte Vera Says:

December 8th, 2009 at 3:53 am

LOL @ Jill!

Kaydnz Koda just made me want to spew the entire contents of my stomach over the keyboard. I truly think it’s one of the worst names I have ever heard of.

Bandit Lee, while offensive, is not nearly as reprehensible as Mars Merkaba. Marcia I would accept, but why double-curse your daughter with a name that is both ugly and originally the title of the Roman god of war?

On the other hand, there are some lovely names up there on your list. My vote for best girl’s name went to Helena Grace. I’m a fan of flow, and the lilting quality of that name made me want to repeat it over and over, “Helena Grace. Helena Grace. Helena Grace.” Yes, Grace is overused, but so is Rose as a middle, and we all have to admit that both Rose and Grace do go well with nearly anything up front.

Jaspar Warren is fabulous too.

Charlotte Vera Says:

December 8th, 2009 at 3:58 am

I was going to add that I really don’t like the name Mabel — makes me think of “Mabel, Mabel fat and able, get your elbows off the table, etc., etc.”, when I was reminded of the following conversation which took place between Bertie Wooster and young Bingo Little (courtesy of P.G. Wodehouse):

“I say, Bertie,” he said, after a pause of about an hour and a quarter.
“Hallo!”
“Do you like the name Mabel?”
“No.”
“No?”
“No.”
“You don’t think there’s a kind of music in the word, like thewind rustling gently through the tree-tops?”
“No.”
He seemed disappointed for a moment; then cheered up.
“Of course, you wouldn’t. You always were a fatheaded worm without any soul, weren’t you?

Of course, we were supposed to agree with Bertie, so I guess my case still stands.

Jill Says:

December 8th, 2009 at 4:12 am

Charlotte Vera (I so love your name), Kaydnz makes me queasy, too. :-)

About Mabel Painter….I think that Painter is the mom’s maiden name. (Granted, I may have no idea what I’m talking about, but I do think I read that somewhere.)

Kelleigh Rae Says:

December 8th, 2009 at 6:29 am

Sad, a really love the name Sparrow!

Sarah Says:

December 8th, 2009 at 8:38 am

I love that Seraphina can be shortened to Sera (sounding like Sarah, but much more offbeat.) Violet and Seraphina; Vi and Sera. I mean seriously, how much cuter can two sister’s names get??

Kiki Says:

December 8th, 2009 at 8:51 am

Sparrow really has grown on me but the other two boys names are just… what?
Koda is a kind of cute middle name but kaydnz is just horrible to look at and doens’t change it from really being the very popular (and girly) cadence.
And how do you even say Ikhyd?

bex Says:

December 8th, 2009 at 10:19 am

FYI: the father of Bandit ( and lead singer for MCR) is *Gerard* Way, not Gerald. But really, is Bandit somehow worse than Robert Rodriguez’s boys: Rebel, Rocket, Racer, and Rogue? Forget the cutesy matching initials and the alliteration, you’re just asking for these kids to be labelled ADHD. At least sister Rhiannon got away lucky….

Corinne Says:

December 8th, 2009 at 10:28 am

Jill’s right, Painter is the mother’s maiden name. Chad Lowe & Kim Painter had daughter Mabel Painter Lowe on May 16 of this year.

madeleine Says:

December 8th, 2009 at 11:04 am

Isn’t Seraphina actually Seraphina Elizabeth Rose? She’s called Sera, which is short for Seraphina, but also her initials SERA.

While I know most hate it, I really do love Sparrow James Midnight.

Diana Says:

December 8th, 2009 at 11:26 am

I absolutely love the name Seraphina! And my daughter’s middle name is Paloma. I named her Claudia Paloma and have always regretted not naming her Paloma as a first name.

I don’t like the name Bandit because it reminds me of a racoon. And Sparrow is the name of a science fiction character. And there is Jack Sparrow too, the popular character that Johnny Depp played. If that is why they named him sparrow, then , that is really unbelievalby cheezy! I don’t like Nicole Ritchey’s daughter’s name Harlow either. She might as well have named her daughter slut or prostitute.

I’m not crazy about Helena because Elena is commonly used in Mexico and I am burned out on it. But it is a beautful name.

As far as the worst names….I think they are all equally bad. They make the name Moon Unit actually sound normal.

samantha k Says:

December 8th, 2009 at 11:29 am

Madeleine, it is Seraphina Rose Elizabeth, but it would have been kind of cool for her initials to be SERA!

I think Seraphina is a great name, but the match with Violet is not so great. First of all, they gave her two middle names, and Violet only has one. Second, one of the middles is a flower name, which takes down the significance of Violet’s first name. Third, Seraphina
will probably have the nickname Sera, which sounds like Sarah, which is plain compared to Violet.

I think they would have done 1000 times better to have Violet Anne Affleck and Rose Elizabeth Affleck: matching in number and tempo, with two pretty, not-too-common first names.

ricamaca Says:

December 8th, 2009 at 12:16 pm

Best:
Mabel Painter & Jasper Warren

Worst:
Bandit Lee & IKHYD EDGAR ARULAR

British American Says:

December 8th, 2009 at 3:15 pm

“Second, one of the middles is a flower name, which takes down the significance of Violet’s first name.”

My daughter has a flower first name. I don’t have a second daughter, but I have thought about using another flower name as a middle name so that a second daughter doesn’t feel ‘left out’. My daughter has a lot of flower items related to her name, so it would be nice to do a similar thing for a second daughter. So maybe that’s what they were thinking with that one.

Andrea Says:

December 8th, 2009 at 3:59 pm

I went to college with a girl named Sparrow 20 years ago. That name doesn’t sound that odd to me. I liked Lucia, the name picked by Mel Gibson and girlfriend, better than any of the above.

Eva Says:

December 8th, 2009 at 4:47 pm

The reason why Chad Lowe’s daughter’s middle name is Painter is because his girlfriend’s last name is Painter. THey didn’t choose it because it was in the hot occupational genre or a cool artistic name.

Esme Says:

December 8th, 2009 at 4:47 pm

My top choices, Mabel and Otis, are not gettin’ much lovin’!

Boston Girl Says:

December 8th, 2009 at 7:59 pm

I might have voted for “Otis Tobias” except for that Otis…it sounds like a backwoods hillbilly name to me. I love the name Tobias; but since it was paired with Otis, I ended up voting for Beckett Edward. (Beckett makes me think of Scott Bakula’s character on “Quantum Leap”, which I loved.)

I love the name Paloma…exotic, beautiful and not overused. Louise seems kind of plain to me, but it seems to work here. It achieves a kind of balance — exotic tempered with something less so. Yep, even I, who love unusual and exotic names, can overdose on exotic… :)

Jenmb Says:

December 8th, 2009 at 8:04 pm

Phoebe Margaret is beautiful. I kind of wish B/Jen had named the baby Rose Elizabeth. Rose is such an unexpected, yet lovely name. I’m really not impressed with any of the boys names. Beckett and Walker sound so pretentious to me and I’m just not a fan of Jasper.

ambulans Says:

December 9th, 2009 at 6:19 pm

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Ami Says:

December 9th, 2009 at 8:46 pm

I LIKED the name Anniston! I thought I was original, and with the nickname Annie, it could become popular.

Pamela Redmond Satran Says:

December 10th, 2009 at 7:57 am

Ami, for what it’s worth, Linda kind of like Anniston too, but not-so-sadly, it was a pretty positive year for girl starbaby names and so we had to reach to come up with even three “worst.”

Charlotte Says:

December 15th, 2009 at 9:32 pm

I love all of the names here, but voted for Helena and Otis, and then Mars and Kaydnz. Or however you spell it.

Another name I really loved from this year was Molly Ringwald’s twin daughter Adele Georgiana :)
One I think should replace Anniston Kae, which could be cute, is the horrific choice of Shaelyn Cado from Cobie Smulders. I absolutely despise that name.

Veris Says:

December 19th, 2009 at 1:22 am

I notice that you try to tie a lot of things to popular culture.

Like tossing out the Twilight reference. From what I understand, Edward is Nicole Sullivan’s FATHER’s name. Which means that twinkling “vampire” had nothing to do with it.

I don’t know, it just seems silly to assume that people only use CLASSIC names like Edward and Ray because they tie into some popular thing.

~

Veris Says:

December 19th, 2009 at 1:24 am

Also, I recommend looking up the popularity for Helena. Sh’s not exactly “coming out of the attic.”

Also Painter is an honoring surname, her mother’s maiden name. I don’t think they were trying all that hard to be artsy and unique there.

twinkle Says:

December 21st, 2009 at 11:23 am

I love so many of the girls’ names! Paloma, Mabel and Seraphina are all beautiful and quirky, in my opinion. I also love, love, love Jasper (unsurprisingly, as it is one of my sons’ names).

I guiltily find myself very fond of Sparrow James Midnight, too – perhaps because the classic and handsome James makes it less bizarre, and I tend to favour soft names for boys. My only problem with it is actually its similarity to their daughter’s name, Harlow (I sense a theme …).

yami Says:

December 25th, 2009 at 3:18 pm

I SO LOOOVEEE THE NAME BANDIT!!!!!!!!

tilly mcgilly Says:

January 19th, 2010 at 2:02 pm

yami I SOOOOO AGREE!!! and with mindless self indulgence guitarist and my chemical romance frontman as parents bandit will deffo live up to her name! and i think she will be super talentede
ricamaca you dont know what your talking about

Michaela Says:

January 30th, 2010 at 3:51 pm

I LOVE THE NAME BANDIT!!!! i’m very shocked that is the worst baby name.

Nicolette Sari Says:

March 19th, 2010 at 5:03 am

I voted for Kaydnz Koda because Ikhyd Edgar and Sparrow James could go by Edgar and James…which isnt nearly as bad. While Kaydnz Koda has no good fall back option.

Shivi Says:

April 5th, 2010 at 4:36 pm

Bandit is a lovely name, I cant imagine why its nominated as the worst name.
I’d rather be called Bandit than Seprahina or Mabel
Bandit Lee Way is going to grow up to be a talented amazing person like her parents :]
woot :]

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